December 2009
26 posts
November 2009
21 posts
Sports matter to some people I guess.
Is Tiger Woods going to announce the Troop surge details? Then why do we care?
The Logo that Fucks
clientsfromhell:
Years ago, I was working for a software company, doing their graphics. Then one day they asked me for a new company logo and arranged a meeting with all the partners and coders.
We begin to talk, i was asking them questions to get what they have in their minds.
ME- Would you like it to be a contemporary, fresh look or classic and a company that has roots
THEM- We must look...
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I had a dream (and a bonus 1)
Fit the First: I dreamed that I was starting to like someone romantically. No one real. just s dream girl in the literal sense, not a girl I think is dreamy. About the time I was formulating an opinion that yeah, I do in fact want to ask her out or something. I got a visit from her…and instead of the romantic, improbable, almost exploitive, and even pornographic turn that dreams can take,...
Expert...at being a douche
Are there “Experts” on tumblr? Notice the sarcastic quotes. You saw them right? i put them around the word expert. I should have put them around the last use of the word expert (and that one just now) and that wouldn’t have been sarcastic. That would have been a grammatically correct way to isolate the word and let you know I’m talking about it.
There are people on...
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Expert...at being a douche
Are there “Experts” on tumblr? Notice the sarcastic quotes. You saw them right? i put them around the word expert. I should have put them around the last use of the word expert (and that one just now) and that wouldn’t have been sarcastic. That would have been a grammatically correct way to isolate the word and let you know I’m talking about it.
There are people on...
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modern post modern
I want to do a Becket play inside a light saber-sliced Taun Taun gut.
Pretty sure I'm going with "bottom smile"
What’s a funny word for vagina?
How tall are you?
How tall are you in feet of inches (I don’t want to convert cm; I’m hungover)?
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WatchInstead of writing, and writing about not writing, I can blow shit up. Sounds like a valid lifestyle choice.
Local focal...and the insightful decision not to...
Item 1: I always want to spell swastika with a G.
Item: 2: I’m searching Tumblr for “Rockford” and getting mixed results at best. Most of the people don’t live here. They are going on holiday here and hate it. The majority of people though are posting articles about the Rockfordian who allegedly found out that Charles Manson was his pops. The few people who are from here...
What are those things at the top there?
How is a quote, or a chat different than text? They seem the same but do less? Less interaction.
I could read an FAQ, but hollering it into the empty void, like Kierkegaard says you do when you talk to god, seems a little more my speed today.
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I feel like a bad person (as opposed to a bad motherfucker) when I hate writing. But I do.
The Sartre of it is: writers write. But I don’t want to enter the hell space all the time. Yeah, drama queen, but that’s how I feel. At least right now.
Maybe I should call people and talk to them about writing, so not only can I be a non-writer, I can be a dilettante. Maybe I should give them...
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Dear Diary,
Instead of doing overtly responsible things, I wrote, lounged, and met this editor cat. We mostly talked about sitcoms and I showed him how bad The Room was.
See fo yo’self
Now, I’m going to an opening, look at some beads, and then go drink and hang out with Cougars at the 229 party.
I have real work that will net in pay.
Creative stuff (mostly a self-imposed deadline)
And Social Stuff.
The Laundry coffers are getting low too.
Who’s first?
The only thing I know is that I’ll likely have Turkey-related grub for lunch.
Having timblr automatically post to Facebook seemed like a bit much.
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
Americans need a reason to overeat.
Hi. In my country we eat a lot today. We don’t know why today is much different than others, but it is. Apparently genocide makes for a hearty appetite.
Also douches who like football watch football.
Also, today is reminder that your family sucks. This helps inform your ability to dismiss pundits and boffins who talk about “family vaules” being more important than booze and...
I joined Tumblr
(That’s likely obvious, I’d wager)