How did my Tublrarity go up?
I didn’t do shit. Since this is a site mostly of hipsters by hipsters, do I get points just for being aloof?
Chuck Norris on Obamacare and Abortion →
bmckinney: Apparently if Mary had been covered by Obamacare when she got pregnant with Jesus, she probably would have had an abortion. So, clearly, we can’t let women have abortions at all. Ever. Because we could be murdering the next Jesus. Because, you know, God would TOTALLY let that happen, right? **Facepalm**
Say it now, tumblr-teers
If you say the pseudo-poignant, false-intimacy laden stuff you drown your tumblr accounts in now later in life, you know, when you’re not young and cute(ish), you will be arrested. If you’re around 50 and tell people you want to taste their souls, you in big trouble. Get away with it now while you can still pull off emo hair. I mean, seriously, you’d all call the cops on...
I can't imagine how bad the top 10 lists will be...
I don’t mind the Best of, what’s hot / what’s not, top [arbitrary number] lists, but at the end of the year, man. The onslaught. There are a lot of frustrated creatives out there who can’t. They tend to review a lot of things. This was mercifully confined to the halls of hackery that have become “Rolling Stone” and “GQ” and other over the hill...
New Year's Resolutions
New Years? Christmas is next for me, and even though I’m a hard lined, angry atheist (why the fuck is your imaginary friend on MY money, you slack jawed simpleton?), I’m still a cultural Christian. I have to say, that though I’m not anti-christams (it’s fine except for the baby jesus shit…you know like it was before the Fundies took it over, and like secular...
I came up with a premise for a script about a quantum physics professor who pushed the limits of her field, took risks, and had an epic fail…a nobel failure, but an epic one none the less. Kicked out of the world of academe and too forward thinking and bold to hire, she was down on her luck to an absurd degree. She had a student who was a mythical “stripper working her way through...
Rub it in you plutocrat bastard
My bank, in addition to asking for a username and password, asks a security challenge. I picked 3 questions ahead of time and provided the answer when I set up the account. When I go to check how little money I have, the security challenge has a 1 in 3 chance of being “What brand of shampoo do you use?” I prefer and mostly use a froofy, expensive brand but have not been able to afford...
A behind the scenes for a zombie-themed movie I helped with. Please Watch. Please RT.
Can your tumblrarity go to a negative value?
everything is poignant every moment is big or i’m just following a lot of emo kids by accident
What will be the last, responsible, normal thing...
I figure I will get a role of quarters. It will set me off. Rich, successful people don’t need roles of quarters. People still paying their dues do. Or who have been permanently marginalized. They need coins to do laundry, pay to talk to people, buy overpriced snacks. I bet a roll of quarters will be my last, brave volley to press on, but then I’ll see it as a totem of my lot in...
Is there anyone who
…Isn’t a DJ?
Must I go to the DMV on my birthday?