eject: My story about the film 'Monster House' →
I had totally forgotten about these emails until the two tweets above jogged my memory. This is a story about the nicest thing a non-relative has taken the time to do for one of my children without getting paid for it. When Salinger was 7 she became plagued with nightmares about the…
There's something wrong...
with my brain and my heart. I think i’m going to start trying to find out what it is. That answer better lie within the vin diagram of drinking whiskey and chronic masturbation as a process of self-discovery.
Dim bulbs, who defend the status quo and have unspectacular lives, always seem to find a need to point out you’re not like them.
I enabled replies.
I should have waited to buy that $13 bottle of...
It's Dellsum. It's orange flavored. I kept my receipt.
robinmccauley: If you hit a deer with your car in Illinois, you will get a ticket for hitting state property. IF A DEER RUNS OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR AND YOU HIT IT EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T WANT TO, YOU WILL GET A TICKET. If you hunt deer, that’s okay. If you accidentally hit a deer with your car, you’re ruining state property. No more deer killing. :( Saturday plans = wrecked.
Some Sunday Thoughts
I’m not a theologian. Why the hell would I dedicate myself to something I hate? But I do dedicate a chunk of time to resisting the horrible, invasive blight that is christianity. Christianity inserts itself into our lives at the minimum, on an annoying level, and at the top a dangerous, oppressive, deadly level. The conviction, assertive language, and frequency with witch I remark and...
Torn Stocking pics, and pithy saying in courier
That’s what tumblr is to me. I like them both for very different reasons. (The self-indulgent formspring shit clogging up the stream, i could do without.)
The waspy chick in the MGD 64 commercial looks...
Courage! You’ll make it! Why does everyone looks SOOOOO put upon in this commercial? Like, “There’s no way we’ll get through this. This is worse than Pampered-Chef-Gate ‘07!” And the dudes look like, “We’d like to be there for you, but we’re just not strong enough! Damnint! We’re just not!” ...
Over-compensating for being high-rent, racist,...
Why is she so emphatic about a Jay-Z song being on? It’s the theme she hits the hardest. Why the hell?
Afraid of dark or flying away?`
Have you ever had to wave your hands while dropping a duke to activate the motion detector on a bathroom light?
The democrats are such pussies. We should have been all driving electric cars to...– Me. Just now.
When gone be my time, lord?
When will Tumblr have a fuckyeahtimstotz?
Project Fake RT
I was going to go with Ersatz to sound more high-falutin’, but decided against it. I’m going to start ReTweeting people with false quotes. This will be satire (and not libel}. For instance, I might say: RT @ParisHilton: It’s been a while since you guys seen my vag. Let’s do this. Her followers won’t see it unless: They are following me also They are not merely...
My Self Esteem...
Has gone through the roof since they got rid of tumblarity.