“I am very happy to be doing this show for a... →
Anonymous asked: Why is Jeebus always trying to touch me at the laundromat?
Client: And then we want you to ride the scooter in the store with the santa suit. Me: … I mainly remember that I was sick that day, there were plate glass windows right by the door I had to ride through and a big ass TVs right on the inside. I also couldn’t see any of the controls because of the fake belly. It was still fun. It was the only time I got to ride one of those things.
Frankincense is on its way to extinction →
Now that it’s rare, admit it: you totally want some (as soon as you find out what the hell it is.) greaterthanlapsed: While the dangers of over-tapping the slow-growing trees have been known for some time, this new research more sternly places the blame on wildfires, grazing and insect attacks. These pressures mean that few saplings are surviving to the age where they can be harvested...
Three Videos: 2011 Affirmations
I’m not into affirmations or mantras, or any kind of self help. Self destruction seems to be more my jam. But, If I were, I think I’d start each day with these three videos: 1: a quick inspirational Steve Jobs ditty. He’s polarizing; Some love him, some hate him. But this isn’t how you’d start YOUR day, it’s how I’d start mine. Plus, Steve Jobs inspires...